NAME: Taco Hell
NUMBER: 1979
QUOTE: "Quiero Taco Hell"
POSITION: In the Thick of it
HEIGHT: 1 Taco
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: A JellyMean helmet, a tougher outer shell, a pure meaty heart and enough sour to cream anyone.
SPECIAL MOVES:
HOMETOWN: Mexico City
LIKES: The wind in her hair, the dust in her wake and the blood in her wheels... and cupcakes ... pretty ones...
DISLIKES: Rules, ignorance, animal cruelty, waiting and mushrooms.
INJURIES: The littered broken hearts and bodies of México's young men.
FAVE FOOD: Tacos al pastor
FAVE DRINK: Tequila!!! what else?!
THEME SONG: Lime in the Coconut - Nilsson Schmilsson

BIO:

One night in 1979, in the glow of a full moon, two mexican banditos met at the Quinceanera of a local girl. Initially wary of each other they stalked through the dancefloor watching each others every move. Catching his gaze the lady bandito stepped on to the stage and demanded with a stamp of her cloven foot that the band play the dance of la quebradita. From this encounter, the two inhuman beasts planted the seed of their child. This child grew to be Taco Hell.

Growing up in the slums of Mexico City, Taco Hell honed her extreme feminine whiles to her best advantage at an early age. Working in the kitchens of the family restaurant, Taco Hell was popular with the local chico's both for her enticing looks and her unique and exquisite Taco recipe. However don't be charmed by her long black hair, clean bright smile and round full lips for many guys have crossed the line with our little fire cracker and tried to take from Taco Hell, only to find her gentle soft words transformed into a fierce battle cry, her warm embrace replaced with cool sharp steel and their hot passion of the moment leaking away from the wound in their belly.

Taco Hell learnt to cover up her indiscretions by keeping it in family, disposing of the evidence in the most gruesome way, there's nothing like the smell of Taco meat sizzling in the morning...

Now forced to flee from her home and the suspecting glare of the local policia, Taco Hell has emigrated to London where she has been raised by the London Rockin' Rollers tribe to be a rollerskating warrior hoping that she can sate her craving for action, blood and carnage....

Live in fear, Taco Hell is coming......