NAME: Margy Bargy
NUMBER: 01!
QUOTE: One clump or two?
POSITION: Jammer / Pivot
HEIGHT: 6' - without skates
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: See above
SPECIAL MOVES: Five Fingers of Death
HOMETOWN: Geelong, Australia
LIKES: Manners, fluffy things, sparkly things, naps, sunshine & violence
DISLIKES: Slippy floors, limp handshakes, an empty shot glass in her hand
INJURIES: Shoulder subluxation. Bruised chin from face fall at after party.
FAVE FOOD: Hawaiian pizza with extra pineapple, dammit!
FAVE DRINK: One in each hand
THEME SONG: Argy Bargy .. Cock Sparrer

BIO:
To conceal her true identity this mamma plays Honky Tonk Housewife by day ....and hired assassin by night! By day - cracking eggs, by night - cracking legs. Can chop vegetables at great speed but her knife skills don't end there. Also handy with a rolling pin and mallet. Too hot for the kitchen and too fast for the criminal underworld this thrill-seeking dare devil now gets her kicks on 8 wheels!

Those rollergirls are gonna wish this little mamma had stuck to cup cakes!